let X = "vau.place"
in do
    contact me at "hello@X"
    use my PGP key from "X/pgp.txt"
    mapM (do visit)
       [ my git repositories at "git.X"
       , my IRC server at "irc.X"
       , my webring page at "X/webring.html"
       ]
    mapM (do send me a tip to)
       [ my monero wallet "42K1QakWxPvjnNVfRcAjxiARDi5MuHwGdWHvpqp5obDbeR78SvZRy2FLvd2NEC4zPnE2gHFLMeV24bTcexaoDxrTS4YTTAq"
       , my polkadot wallet "12C2CYUYDASJ3Z4vg7rt8ZniTvdzLjHJ11yB3z6kN55d4wx7"
       ]
    return home